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Comment on I hate St. Louis Sports by Tino in FL

Tino in FL — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:49:34 +0000

I think that my mighty mighty Devil Rays could win a cellar death match against the Cards. You call Spiezio a drug addict? Elijah Dukes eats that much dope for breakfast, bitch.

Comment on I hate St. Louis Sports by Neal Stewart's Dad

Neal Stewart's Dad — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:44:35 +0000

Tony fucking LaRussa killed my favorite fucking player too….he killed Darrel Porter…what a mother fucker…who’s he gonna kill next?..my alltime favorite Cardinal pitcher, Joquin Andujar?

Comment on I hate St. Louis Sports by Gilson

Gilson — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:20:21 +0000

Hey…I feel your pain…but if you take our 9 starters at the beginning of the year…Carp, Yadi, Puj, Kennedy, Ek, Rolen, Duncan, Edmonds, Encarnacion and remove 5 of them (Carp, Kennedy, Rolen, Duncan and Cion – all out for the year)…then add in the 100 or so combined games that Edmonds, Ek and Yadi missed…add to that the fact that Puj has been playing hurt for the entire 2nd half, Josh Kinney out for the year, Mulder recovery took longer and is still a non-factor and the fact that one of our other pitchers actually died…it’s not all that bad of a team. .500 for that group probably is actually pretty good. Does it excuse Jockety and company for going into the year with Carp, A.W., Rejes, Looper and Wells…probably not, but if Rolen and Edmonds are even .280 hitters with 3/4 their normal RBI output and Carp doesn’t go down…we’re probably in first by 8 to 10 games. I like having an excuse to drink beer – so I always want the Cards in it as long as possible…but teaching mgm’t a lesson in this case may be better. I’m all for going 4 – 15 in our final 19. I ate a turkey sandwich once.

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Super Rolls

Super Rolls — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 13:11:01 +0000

First of all, I am excited to continue reading this blog – the world really needed some clown like you to opine on turkey sandwiches. I really value your opinion – I know you are an expert in food (like me – Super Rolls).

Also, I need to dispute your comment about me as “slow as mollasses”. I’ll race you any time anywhere. I think we should do a 100-yd dash sometime. I guarantee I can do it in under a minute and I know you can’t.

Finally, for the fantasy soccer team I agree with most of your picks. But, I wanted to add two names to the list – I don’t know if you ever had the pleasure of playing with these guys, but I know you know them. First, I’d recommend Adam Schnieder – he had a powerful right foot that is unrivaled among the clowns you picked for some of those positions. Josh Huelsing would also be a definite on my team – he could run circles around any of those skirts you picked above especially guys like Gilson, Ty, and Pliemann. You need to reconsider some of your picks. I look forward to your thoughts.

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Neal Stewart's Dad

Neal Stewart's Dad — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:21:44 +0000

This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.

You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.

And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Chris Pleimann's Lisp

Chris Pleimann's Lisp — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:20:40 +0000

This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.

You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.

And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.

FYI, your blog wont let me leave a picture here of Schneider either. Fuck this shit.

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Chris Pleimann's Lisp

Chris Pleimann's Lisp — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:19:22 +0000

This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.

You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.

And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Chris Pleimann's Lisp

Chris Pleimann's Lisp — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:18:33 +0000

This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.

You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.

And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.

[IMG]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/davidevan68/Schneider.jpg[/IMG]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/davidevan68/Schneider.jpg

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Gilson

Gilson — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:09:59 +0000

And don’t forget Jim Tokos so he can beat up Pleimann before all our games!

Comment on Fantasy-little league soccer by Chris Hansen

Chris Hansen — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:50:00 +0000

Have a seat over there — now, what were you doing near a little league soccer field?