I hate St. Louis Sports

By turkeysandwichreport

Top of the 9th and the Cards are down 7-2 to the fucking Reds???  Are you kidding me?  That is rigoddamndiculous!!!  I say fuck the Cards and let Tony LaRussa walk away, who gives 2 shits.  I’ll take the secret weapon as my skipper any day of the week.  TLR (for those in the know) is responsible for the deaths of Daryl Kile, Josh Hancock, and if I tried to look hard enough probably Jesus Christ himself.  I blame LaRussa, Duncan & Jocketty for having the worst starting pitching ever.  Kip fucking Wells???  There’s a reason the Pirates didn’t want him back.  We have to stop thinking we can take pitchers off the shit heap and turn them into Kent Bottenfield (whose christian music cd drops next week) http://www.amazon.com/Back-Game-Kent-Bottenfield/dp/B000VAVHAG/ref=sr_1_2/105-6412930-9217206?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1189561838&sr=8-2  At least Milwaukee won tonight as I would rather see them win this shitty division. 

Thank god I didn’t drop $280 on the NFL package this year to watch the overated Bulger and the shitty Rams play this year.  Why can’t we get decent play calling?  Why is it an issue every fucking year.  Up here with the Bears, you never hear about bad play calling (except in the Dick Jauron era). 

Fuck the Blues, they don’t even exist to me along with the rest of the NHL.  What’s that you say, they signed Paul Kariya and got Keith Tkachuk back!!!  Awesome!!!!!!!  If it was fucking 1997 instead of 2007.

So I guess I will follow the Bears, Brewers and that soccer team that got that guy from Europe who can curve the ball.  I hear he’s really good and so is their team.

 Oh yeah, my wife (Mrs. TSR), picked up some honey roasted turkey from Meijer’s this week and it’s pretty good.

3 Responses to “I hate St. Louis Sports”

  1. Gilson Says:

    Hey…I feel your pain…but if you take our 9 starters at the beginning of the year…Carp, Yadi, Puj, Kennedy, Ek, Rolen, Duncan, Edmonds, Encarnacion and remove 5 of them (Carp, Kennedy, Rolen, Duncan and Cion – all out for the year)…then add in the 100 or so combined games that Edmonds, Ek and Yadi missed…add to that the fact that Puj has been playing hurt for the entire 2nd half, Josh Kinney out for the year, Mulder recovery took longer and is still a non-factor and the fact that one of our other pitchers actually died…it’s not all that bad of a team. .500 for that group probably is actually pretty good. Does it excuse Jockety and company for going into the year with Carp, A.W., Rejes, Looper and Wells…probably not, but if Rolen and Edmonds are even .280 hitters with 3/4 their normal RBI output and Carp doesn’t go down…we’re probably in first by 8 to 10 games. I like having an excuse to drink beer – so I always want the Cards in it as long as possible…but teaching mgm’t a lesson in this case may be better. I’m all for going 4 – 15 in our final 19. I ate a turkey sandwich once.

  2. Neal Stewart's Dad Says:

    Tony fucking LaRussa killed my favorite fucking player too….he killed Darrel Porter…what a mother fucker…who’s he gonna kill next?..my alltime favorite Cardinal pitcher, Joquin Andujar?

  3. Tino in FL Says:

    I think that my mighty mighty Devil Rays could win a cellar death match against the Cards. You call Spiezio a drug addict? Elijah Dukes eats that much dope for breakfast, bitch.

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