Well, since football season starts tonight and most of you dorks are debating whether a Reggie Bush or Deuce McAllister will get more chances for TD’s this year, I’ve decided to go in the wayback machine to list my fantasy little league soccer team. Plus, if you are readers of another turkey sandwich blog site, you know we’ve been promised our team list days ago so we can decide who to play, but nothing is up yet.
Striker-Brian Gillick-always had a nose for the net.
Left wing-Todd Rick-small but quick and great ball handling skills.
Right wing-Surprisingly enough, I would bring a Chris Growe up here to give us size and since he’s slower than molasses, he can concentrate on crossing the ball.
center midfielder-Tim Leonard-the field general and he can control the game.
right midfield-Doug Banstetter can push the ball up when needed and is an asset on defense.
left midfield-Dave Markowitz-feisty
left defense-believe it or not, I have to go with a Chris Pleimann on this one as he can shut down a whole side of the field with his unusual style of play.
Stopper-Ty Stehr-you put him on the opponents best player and he will shut them down.
right defense-Don Jarvis, big leg, big body, big heart.
Sweeper-I’ll go with myself on this one, as I think Iled the d as well as anyone I saw. I was also a threat to score when coming up on corner kicks.
Goalie-John Gilson, who else would you rather have in a shootout of the St. George tournament going up against the powerhouse St. Justin’s? Great goalie, with good soft hands and excellent instinct.
Medic-since we all grew up to be drunks and out of shape, we would need a Nick Farrell tending the ambulance.
September 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Have a seat over there — now, what were you doing near a little league soccer field?
September 6, 2007 at 7:09 pm
And don’t forget Jim Tokos so he can beat up Pleimann before all our games!
September 7, 2007 at 1:18 am
This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.
You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.
And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.
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September 7, 2007 at 1:19 am
This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.
You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.
And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.
September 7, 2007 at 1:20 am
This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.
You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.
And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.
FYI, your blog wont let me leave a picture here of Schneider either. Fuck this shit.
September 7, 2007 at 1:21 am
This is where I am gonna start going for all my turkey sandwich info…at least you don’t talk about homo stuff like tennis and fantasy football.
You talk about real, manly, hardcore shit like soccer. Where guys wear short shorts and very tall socks. And every homo playing tries to get a more “rad” hairstyle than the next guy.
And everytime they get touched, they pretend like they just got chopped with an axe. I’ve seen better acting by Schneider on One Day at a Time.
September 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm
First of all, I am excited to continue reading this blog – the world really needed some clown like you to opine on turkey sandwiches. I really value your opinion – I know you are an expert in food (like me – Super Rolls).
Also, I need to dispute your comment about me as “slow as mollasses”. I’ll race you any time anywhere. I think we should do a 100-yd dash sometime. I guarantee I can do it in under a minute and I know you can’t.
Finally, for the fantasy soccer team I agree with most of your picks. But, I wanted to add two names to the list – I don’t know if you ever had the pleasure of playing with these guys, but I know you know them. First, I’d recommend Adam Schnieder – he had a powerful right foot that is unrivaled among the clowns you picked for some of those positions. Josh Huelsing would also be a definite on my team – he could run circles around any of those skirts you picked above especially guys like Gilson, Ty, and Pliemann. You need to reconsider some of your picks. I look forward to your thoughts.